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Placebo Gazette #143
(Keeping Our Finger On The Prostate Of Medicine)
 
1/27/10


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  1. Pot For Sale
  2. The Name Game for Poisoning
  3. Placebo Journal Fans on Facebook
  4. Abbreviations by Ted Bacharach MD (retired)
  5. PJ App for the iPhone
  6. Drop Box Medicine
  7. I Will See You Withing 10 Days
  8. Placebo Journal Update
  9. The WTF Election
  10. China Does It Again
  11. Perspective
  12. Deliveries by Ted Bacharach MD (retired)

 

1. Pot For Sale



It seems LA was the prime example of how legalizing medical marijuana can get out of hand. I had always heard the rumors about how lax it was there but now something is being done about it. Can you believe that the number of so-called medical marijuana dispensaries there had grown to over a 1000! Now the LA City Council is reducing that number to eventually around 70. California law also stipulates that physicians must have no relation with dispensaries and can only prescribe marijuana as a therapy. Damn. I know so many physicians who grew up in the 1960's and 1970's who would love to ride out into the sunset and semi-retire at their own head shops. Another dream killed for the epidemic of burned out physicians who are primed to quit the profession.

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2. The Name Game For Poisoning



There has been a huge recall of salami from a company called Daniele Inc. due to salmonella contamination of their Daniele Italian Brand Gourmet Pack. Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't this new infection be called Salamonella?

Not to be out done, 117 people were hospitalized after drinking holy water during Epiphany celebrations in the eastern city of Irkutsk. No cause was found yet but you just know our little friend, E. Coli, has to involved. Wouldn't that be called Holy Shit?

 

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3. Placebo Journal Fans on Facebook


Here is the link to "PLACEBO JOURNAL FANS" on FACEBOOK if anyone is interested:

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Check it out as we ask some questions with your answers that may end up in the actual Placebo Journal!

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4. Abbreviations by Ted Bacharach MD (retired)




Simplification without complications and less letters: I think this is probably the best definition of what abbreviations are supposed to accomplish. Unfortunately in our desire to go just a little further in utilizing a “good thing” we have created complications and consternation for some of us.
Last week while watching a football game on TV I saw the abbreviation “GB”. I thought this was unusual since Great Britain does not play football. I was informed that this was an abbreviation for the “Green Bay Packers”. I suppose this does exemplify my stupidity.
Since that time I began to think this over and decided that our desire for simplicity and economy of verbiage has caused considerable confusion in many areas. In the field of medicine this has become very apparent. Abbreviations such as “AAA” which I once thought referred exclusively to the American Automobile Association is also the abbreviation for a large variety of medical problems including the following: Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm, Acquired Aplastic Anemia, Acute Apical Abscess, Aromatic Amino Acid. Many of the other abbreviations are used in the medical literature. I think it was to simplify matters and result in an economy of writing. Whether it has accomplished its intended purpose I am not sure. I can certainly testify to the fact that it confuses me. In some of the medical articles the abbreviations are used extensively and being old I sometimes can’t remember what the letters are supposed to mean.
For the medical profession there is a way of looking up the meanings of abbreviations. If you have an iPhone there is an application that you can download of medical abbreviations. The listings are long and the number of instances where the same abbreviation has 10 or more possibilities is long.
In the area where I live the letters UC usually refers to the University of California but for some patients as well as some physicians this is also used for Ulcerative Colitis, Umbilical Cord, Unchanged, Unconscious, Urine Culture, and Uterine Contraction,
The use of multiple abbreviations may be helpful in some instances but if you are like me it doesn’t do much to simplify, and the few extra letters saved do little to shorten any articles.

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5. PJ APP for the iPHONE


Check it out here at Osler Mobile or go the iTunes store and search Placebo Journal.  The price is only 99 cents!


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6. Drop Box Medicine


More than 20 states have collection programs for unused medications to try and stop the mass dumping into our water supply. A 2008 Associated Press investigation found at least 46 million Americans are supplied with drinking water that has tested positive for traces of pharmaceuticals. Ouch. These "take back" drug programs help clear narcotics out of cabinets so that they aren't sold on the streets. They also help the environment. This is a win-win for everyone. The biggest problem, however, is funding for these programs. I am thinking that the solution is to mix it altogether and create one big slurry shake for "anything that ails ya". You know, like the old time snake oil salesman used to do. I guarantee you could sell a ton of the stuff. And whatever you don't sell you repackage to send off to third world countries. Who's in with me?

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California has passed a new regulation which forces family docs in HMOs to see patients who seek an appointment within 10 days....or else! The rule takes effect in January 2011. This is the first time that negotiations between interested parties actually gave any specifics. This may sound like a good idea but just like any other forced fed rules they will cause havoc. Will doctors see less patients in order to make this happen? No. Will they rush through their other appointments so that their schedule looks accessible? Yes. Will they double book more in order to make this happen? Yes. Will this make healthcare better? No.

Doctors don't push back appointments for fun. They make money by seeing patients. They push back appointments because they are overwhelmed. This new rule makes less sense than the 5-second rule for when food is dropped on the ground. A rule, I may add, which I still hold near to my heart. Unless, of course, that piece of food is dropped in a pile of sh&t like, for example, this new California regulation.

8. Placebo Journal Update




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  • Lil' Slugger Homerun Medical Kit

  • Risk MD - The Board Game of Global Litigation

  • Physician Assassin

  • Tons of great medical stories

  • X-ray Files and much, much more

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9. The WTF Election


It doesn't matter whether you are red or blue because the Massachusetts' election should make you stop and think. Why the hell would a state give up Ted Kennedy's seat (of 40 years!) to a Republican? Why would they do that when they knew Kennedy wanted health reform as his lasting legacy? Why would a heavy Democratic state turn away from President Obama? This election of Scott Brown could be the silver bullet to kill the health reform beast and the people of Massachusetts are responsible. Without judging them, as others will get paid to do that, I am just pointing out what a big deal this really is. It is in my humble opinion that this election is less about politics and more about the people of Massachusetts hating their own costly Commonwealth Care plan which is a "mini-me" of what is to come nationally. It doesn't work well (not enough primary care docs, etc.) and it is bankrupt. The administration needs to stop having their secret meetings with the unions and figure this out or we are going back to 1994 again when reform was stonewalled.

 
 
10. China Does It Again


China is investigating claims whether childrens' jewelery contained a highly toxic metal used to make batteries and plastics. This was, of course, being exported to the United States so our little dumplings could chew on them. Walmart and Claire's Stores have been removing Chinese-made childrens' jewelery from their shelves after reports that some bracelets and pendants had been found to contain the heavy metal cadmium. Cadmium, for those not in the know, is a highly toxic metal used in batteries, metal coatings and plastics and has been shown to cause lung cancer. I have blogged over and over again questioning whether we should trust anything coming from China. I think not. Add to this the milk poisoning, the dog food poisoning, and contamination of construction material and you continuously have big problems from a country that is churning out products in order to drive their economic monstrosity of a country. This is all bad.

 
 
11. Perspective



Check out this article about a pediatrician in Haiti who is tending to more than a hundred patients in his home. Something tells me that he isn't worried about coding, lawsuits, or payment. This is a real hero of medicine. The horror from this earthquake is unimaginable for the rest of us. We have been touched by catastrophes such as 9/11 and Katrina but the sheer amount of people dying from the tsunami a few years back or this earthquake in Haiti is heartbreaking. Unfortunately, they are just numbers to us until we read these personal stories. Eighteen patients have died in this doc's house so far. A pregnant lady died giving birth from internal hemorrhaging. There is continuous crying and moaning. They have no running water and no sutures to stitch people up. Remember this when you go to the office and bitch about something trivial.

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Until next time, keep smiling, keep laughing and keep out of the sample closet.

Doug

King of Medicine   

 

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