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Placebo Gazette #131
(Keeping Our Finger On The Prostate Of Medicine)
 
7/8/09

  1. Cannot Be Contained
  2. Egg Donations
  3. A Little Knowledge Can Be A Bad Thing
  4. Placebo Journal Update
  5. Alexis Arguello
  6. Save Money. Live Better.  Offer Health Insurance.
  7. Go To Ground
  8. Icons Are Gone

 

1.  Cannot Be Contained

A program in England to prevent teenage pregnancy was halted as it not only didn't succeed in its goal but actually showed an increase in pregnancies. This was reported in the British Medical Journal. The Young People's Develop Program was modeled after a similar one in the US and had high expectations. Instead, the teens over the pond had sex earlier, and reported a higher expectation of becoming a teenage parent. It reminds of the movie Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs, no matter what precautions were taken, still found a way to reproduce.


If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. - Dr. Ian Malcolm

2. Egg Donations
 


There is big news out of New York for the science world. The state will now allow taxpayer-funded researchers to pay women for giving their eggs for embryonic stem cell research. You heard that right. They are going to pay them. Why? Well, solicitations for the free donations for these eggs have come up empty. Nada. Goose egg. So, by offering $10,000, the state of NY believes they have answer. The opponents to the plan feel this could lead to exploitation of some women who in a down economy would do anything for cash. The USA Today is reporting that this is a real phenomenon with a definite spike of interest since February. That is countered with arguments that payment is already given in fertility cases – think of Michael Jackson’s kids – where cash is paid for eggs without any henpecking. So the battle lines are drawn but the voice that is now being heard, to no surprise, is the one from men. What could their issue be? Simple (and I know I am walking on egg shells here) but the difference in what men and women get paid in this arena is huge. Women get $10,000! Do you know the cost of the donation at a sperm bank? $100! Now does this mean we as men are worth a 100 times less? This is the kind of scrambled thinking that can get people in trouble. The answer is maybe. What men must understand is that the procedure to extract the eggs for women is much more difficult and not always successful. As they say, you may have to break a few eggs to make and omelet and that rings true for women as this procedure can only occur once a month and comes at the price of hormone injections as well a particularly painful procedure to extract them. Obviously, for men, that is not the case. I once knew a guy in college who donated so often that if it was made into an Olympic sport he would have been disqualified for being a “professional”. So for this issue men need to stop whining because no one is listening. As Margaret Thatcher once said, “The cock may crow but it's the hen who lays an egg”. I have no idea what that means but it was the only way I could end this entry.

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3. A Little Knowledge Can Be A Bad Thing
 


Here is a scary example of the damage someone can do when she has inside knowledge. Kristen Diane Parker faces criminal charges for swapping her own dirty syringes for ones filled with Fentanyl, a really powerful narcotic. It that wasn't bad enough, she may have exposed thousands of people to Hepatitis C! At least nine have tested positive so far. Evidence is showing that Parker, a scrub tech, may have done this at two different ambulatory centers in Colorado. It is scary when an addiction is so strong that it not only destroys your own life but makes you oblivious to that fact that you are destroying other lives as well. Actually, that is basically the definition of addiction. Sorry. Maybe even more problematic is the fact that Parker was not caught earlier by anyone in the medical system. She obviously was fired by from her first employer. Is it possible that the Rose Medical Center knew she was doing these tricks and didn't warn anyone? I smell lawyers in the water.

 
 
4. Placebo Journal Update
 

 

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I just found out that my hero as a youngster committed suicide. Alexis Arguello was one of the best fighters ever and was one of the nicest people in the sport of boxing. His skill was beyond belief. He was a thinking man while in the ring and became a legend while he won championship after championship. I first started looking up to Alexis after the Boom Boom Mancini fight when he knocked Ray out and was a complete gentleman after it was over. He consoled Mancini, who had dedicated the fight to his Dad, and then Arguello engaged the senior Mancini in a heart warming moment. Arguello, like Ted Williams, even retired from boxing for a stint to he could fight for his country. That story is longer than I want to tell here but HBO did a great special on Arguello/Pryor and mentions this in more detail. I was a huge boxing fan in the 80's and I met Arguello at a function in New York. He was such a nice guy and even signed a picture of my dog and wrote, "Thanks for my name" as he got a kick out of the fact that I named my pet Rottweiler (Alexis) after him. Well, Alexis Arguello, thanks for being a great person in a sport known to have a lot of bad people. I am sad that you are gone.

 

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Doug

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