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Placebo Gazette #83

(Keeping Our Finger On The Prostate Of Medicine)
 
4/25/07

 

 

  1. Blocked
  2.  On-Call
  3.  Placebo Journal Update
  4. Gorback’s Thoughts by Michael Gorback MD
  5. Super Mega Back Issue Package
  6. Turning The Tables
  7. Joke of the Month
  8. Aetme!
  9. Bacharach’s Beliefs by Ted Bacharach MD, retired
  10. Celebrities
  11. Maria’s Media Spotlight by Maria Simbra MD, medical correspondent KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh
  12. Recommended Website
  13. Feedback About The Placebo Gazette

 

 

 

1. Blocked

 
 

Last week the senate blocked legislation that would allow the government to negotiate Medicare drug prices.  To me this is criminal.  If you haven’t read what I had written on this issue or seen the 60 minutes piece on how the pharmaceutical industry basically paid off the politicians, please go and refresh yourself here:

 

http://placebojournal.blogspot.com/2007/04/mediscare-d.html

 

http://www.placebojournal.com/shopexd.asp?id=204

 

I am absolutely amazed how Republicans can talk about a free market economy and yet allow this to happen.  Here is a quote from Senator Mitch McConnell, a Republican from Kentucky, “If it isn’t broke, why fix it?” Yes, we want to help the elderly but we also want to pay as little in taxes as we can.  Wouldn’t lowering the burden of the Medicare D Prescription Plan do that?

 

Big Pharma wins again.  There is no doubt in my mind that they have saturated the lawmakers with enough “donations” so that they couldn’t get the 60 senators needed to bring the bill up for a vote.  This includes Democrats who talked a big game upon being elected but now are showing their greed as well. The truth about these payoffs will come out but until then we all, as taxpayers, will have to pay for it.

 

 

2.  On-call

 
 

Call sucks.  I have been doing it for too many years and still hate it.  No matter how you slice it, there is nothing fun about doing call.  The cherry on top has always been that we don’t get paid for anything by phone and yet it is our highest liability in our job.  When we do have to go into the ER at 3:00 AM, the pay is minimal.  Obviously, I am not the only doctor who hates this aspect of our profession.  A Boston Globe article recently pointed out how some Massachusetts hospitals are paying surgeons and other medical specialists $1000 a night to be on-call.  This has brought on the debate between some of the older docs who think being on-call is a physician’s responsibility and some of the younger ones who don’t.  The latter consider themselves “contractors in a competitive market dominated by insurance companies seeking to control healthcare costs”.  Amen.

 

Federal law requires emergency rooms to provide specialists on-call to handle all types of, well, emergencies.  The problem is that the hospitals don’t really want to pay much for this requirement.  Many specialists who have had the option to bail from call have done so and this has created somewhat of a crisis in our country. There are different opinions about whether docs are ethically, morally and professionally obligated to do call but I say that is crap.  The article makes a good point by explaining that in the good old days when doctors made a fair reimbursement from insurance companies and the government they would feel this obligation for call.  No longer.  Some of the doctors now feel like it is indentured servitude.  And I agree. 

 

There are a lot of interesting points to this phenomenon.  One is that if physicians band together we can make the healthcare system bend in our favor. This “pay for call” issue proves it.   It turns out that hospitals have some extra cash laying around and will pay a fair wage if you pressure them.  Second, the older generation of physicians may feel an obligation to do what they did 50 years ago but they have to realize that times have changed.  Right now a little thing called managed care rules the land.  All bets are off and all rules can been broken.  The second point is more personal.   No where in the article is the issue of primary care doctors being paid mentioned? You have got to be kidding me!  We come into the ER more often than the specialists!  We get paid less than the specialists!  It seems, according the Boston Globe article, we still are the steerage class of medicine.   

 

 3. Placebo Journal Update 

 

 

 

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4. Gorback’s Thoughts by Michael Gorback MD
 

 

I guess all of us have run into a patient outside of the clinical setting and can't remember who they are. Sometimes it's a matter of forgetting his name, but more and more often I find that I don't even recognize him. Or a new patient comes in and says, "I came to see you because you helped my mother, Doris Bageltwister, so much. She talks about you all the time." Who the hell is Doris Bageltwister? I wonder if we can pull her chart so I can refresh my memory. Damn, it's probably in storage.

When I was first starting up my practice, I knew each and every patient on sight, as well as their family members. I could recall what treatments we had done and what we were planning. Am I just getting old and forgetful or are the numbers catching up with me? Was it easier back then because I only had 10 patients? Now I see several dozen new patients every month, plus my chronic patients.  It seems as though I forget them as soon as they walk out the door. Without a chart I can't keep them straight. And even with the chart in front of me I might have trouble if my last dictation hasn't been filed yet. What was my plan at the last visit? Or is this a follow-up on the plan? Did I order a test? Maybe we did some sort of procedure.

I feel bad when they greet me outside the office setting, or worse, they gush about how much I helped them and I don't even recall seeing them. If I'm lucky I can partially recover from my social faux pas through some sort of unique association like, "Ah yes, Mr. Jones! Of course, of course. Just having a senior moment. Hahaha. You're the fellow who bit the heads off live chickens at the carnival for 40 years. Worst case of TMJ I've ever seen."

But then you push it, just to prove that you really remember him: "How's your knee? Whoops! Right, right - I meant your hernia. Those two parts are so close together I always get them mixed up. Hahaha. Well, what a coincidence that we ended up sitting right next to each other at the movies. Haha. Ha. Um. Well, I haven't finished watching these ads yet . . . Stop by the office some time and we'll check on how you're doing. Oh. Yesterday?"

And it's only 10 long awkward minutes to show time.

 

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6. Turning The Tables

 
 

You have got to love Texas.   First they prove that tort reform actually brings down malpractice fees and now they are turning the tables on the managed care companies.  Arlo Weltge, MD, an emergency medicine physician from Houston, testified on behalf of the Texas Medical Association that they support House Bill 2329 by Rep. Todd Smith.  The bill would show businesses and their enrollees first hand what grade for health care services their Texas health insurance companies provide and allow businesses and enrollees to shop for the best insurance companies.  The following information would be collected and reported by the Texas Department of Insurance:

  • How much of the health insurance premium dollar actually goes toward patient care;
  • Number of physicians and specialists that make up a health plan’s network (network adequacy);
  • Patient complaints, such as slow payment of claims and unexpected out-of-pocket expenses;
  • What a plan agrees to pay versus what the patient gets stuck with; and
  • Expected health plan profits.

Check out the actual report card here. 

 

http://www.texmed.org/uploadedFiles/Governmental_Affairs/Texas_Legislature/HB2329Handout(1).pdf

 

I love it.  Go git’em!  Yee-haa!

 

7. Joke of the Month
 

 

 A physician goes to a nursing home to see his patients.  Three of his elderly male patients were in the recreation area.  He decided to do a quick memory test on them while he was there.

The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"

"274," is his reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, "It's your turn.  What is three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, than asks the third man, "Okay, your turn.  What's three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor.  "How did you get that?"

"Simple," he says, "Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."


8. Aetme!
 

 

Americans don’t like being told what doctors to go to or what healthcare plans to sign up for.  This was what it said in a nice article by David Wessel of the Wall Street Journal on April 12th.  Basically we, as a country, do not like our choices limited.  Also saw in the piece was a horrifying quote by Ronald Williams, chief executive of Aetna Inc.  For those who haven’t heard it before, here is his perspective:

 

"One of the lessons of the '90s is that every consumer insists on the right to choose a poor-quality physician”.

 

This is the kind of mentality that is basically running our healthcare system.  Now you know why he wants to use P4P to judge physicians.  How can we trust someone who has such disdain for our profession?  Here is a guy that made over $19 million in total compensation last year (that would cover a lot of uninsured people, by the way) who really doesn’t like those who his gruntwork.  Well, Mr. Williams, if you want to grade us and have patients migrate based upon those grades then about we allow those same patients to shop all managed care plans in ALL 50 states?  You want to dance?  I’ll dance.   Let’s let the patients do some comparative shopping and choose their health plan the same way you want them to choose a doctor?  Stop blocking passage of bills that allows this and we settle this the old-fashioned way; through supply and demand.  Then we will see prices drop.  Oh, wait a minute, you don’t want that to happen.  How will you keep up your exorbitant pay package if we do that?  Exactly.  Poor-quality physician?  How about poor-quality CEO?  Aetme, Mr. Williams.

 

 

9. Bacharach’s Beliefs by Ted Bacharach MD, retired

 

The Physician’s Public Image

 
 

Sometimes I feel physicians are having a rough go!!  The physician was once depicted as a dedicated individual who worked hard to take care of his patients. That of course was long ago before the changes brought about by the government, hospitals, HMO’s and insurance companies. These entities saw lots of money and they felt that is was all right for them to siphon off all that money being made by physicians. These organizations schemed that the best way to get a place of power at the table was to depict the physicians as greedy, wealthy and spending much of their time playing golf or engaging in other costly activities at the expense of the poor patient. Unfortunately doctors made to feel guilty quickly agreed to see more patients providing that their income could be maintained. Gradually over a period of time the physician’s income was eroded but at an unequal rate. The “heart” such an important romanticized organ was allotted more remuneration than some of the less important but still vital organs as the kidney, liver and brain etc. Unfortunately it is not possible to live without any of these organs but fixing hearts pays better than fixing kidneys as well as many other vital organs. The changes brought about resulted in unequal pay for physicians. Never really good team players physicians went their separate ways.  A disorganized profession who are unable to get together as a group to object met restrictions, loss of income, loss of control, imposed on them by many different entities. The AMA once a powerful organization became fragmented and lost many members, as did the County Medical Associations. The slogan “In unity there is strength” was eliminated from the medical profession’s way of thinking. In our present environment some of the following facts are evident:

 

  1. Staff membership in hospitals has become a function of the hospital administrative staff.
  2. Doctor must refer patients to the laboratory and specialist the HMO or insurance company designates.
  3. Diagnostic codes are required for all patients.
  4. Authorizations must be obtained for many diagnostic or therapeutic procedures. Often a difficult problem involving interaction with individuals whose only qualification for their position is that they know how to say “NO”.
  5. Someone other than the physician determines the time allotted for each patient.  
  6. The dedication and pride in their profession is rapidly destroyed by the factors affecting his or her ability to interact with their patients. The result is a desire for many to find other means of earning a living or retiring.
  7. Patients are the final recipients of these changes, which do not bode well for their care in the event they get sick. Their only hope is to stay well until some draconian changes can be brought about. 
 
10. Celebrities
 
 

It is amazing how celebrities can impact the amount of screenings for many diseases when they come forward about their illnesses. This was brought up in a recent edition of the American Medical News.  In 2005, the Journal of the National Cancer Institutes found that at least one-fourth of the public who had seen or heard a celebrity endorsement said that the endorsement made them more likely to undergo mammography, PSA testing, or sigmoidoscopy or colonoscopy  The public is very much attuned to these people and devour the personal information they share.  Betty Ford influenced the use of mammograms.  Rudy Guiliani influenced prostate screening.  Katie Couric influenced colonoscopy screening.  Our celebrity focused culture is easily influenced by these people both for the good and the bad.  Obviously, Elizabeth Edwards and Tony Snow are examples of the former.  Anorectic magazine models are examples of the latter.

 

What really scares me is the true power these people have.  I can educate patients all I want and still not get them to go for the colonoscopy.  “You’re going to put what?  Up where? No you ain’t!”  I recommend some blood tests to young man, mammograms to elderly women, and the need for lead testing to the parents of toddler.  Sometimes I get them to buy into it and sometimes I don’t.  The problem is that I am not a celebrity.  This brings up the negative side to the “celebrity phenomenon”. Many patients want screenings done even though it is not appropriate at their age, appropriate for their situation or appropriate for their insurance.  In other words, “over screening” can lead to more problems.  An example would be those full-body CT scans which has lead to many false-positives which causes excessive anxiety and needless procedures.  Explaining this to patients isn’t easy and guess who becomes the bad guy when they are alerted that the screening is either not recommended or won’t be paid for by their insurance company? Me, the family doctor, that’s who.

 

I predict the best celebrity endorsement in the future will come from an actor with Munchausen’s Syndrome.  What a brilliant coup that would be.  Of course, he would never admit his disorder but instead be exploited by every medical foundation out there.  Who will question him?  It would be years later that anyone ever asks, “Hey, why is that dude still alive?”  Of course, being a Munchausen and an actor, he will convince the world how he was saved from disease X only to get disease Y.  Imagine a narcissistic actor with Munchausen’s. What more perfect combination could there be?  And who would have the guts to call him on it?  No one.  Theoretically, this could go on forever.  He would be a never-ending perpetual disease-pitching machine; a real life example of a Transformer.  The question is would he would turn out to be a super-hero or super-villain?  That is the same question we are asking of every celebrity today (can you say Tom Cruise?). It’s funny how some things never change. 

 

 

 

 11. Maria’s Media Spotlight by Maria Simbra MD, medical correspondent KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh

 

I want to introduce the newest member to our Placebo Gazette reporting team.  Dr. Maria Simbra is a leader in medical journalism and an award-winning medical correspondent for KDKA-TV, a CBS owned and operated station in Pittsburgh. She is also an assistant professor of neurology at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center. To see her reports, go to KDKA.com, click on the word "Video" at the top of the large box (top right), open the drop down menu and click on "Health," look for the headlines mentioned above.  They're organized by date, the most recent reports up top.

 

She is also a really great person who I have spent a bunch of time talking to over the years at the AMA Medical Communicators Conference.  I think she will give a great perspective of physician who is also a mainstream news reporter. 

 

 
 

This week it was all about Virginia Tech. 

 

Post-traumatic Stress Disorder             

 

"Dealing with Tragedy can Be Difficult" 4/17/07

 

Main idea: Students will feel the psychological ramifications in the short and long-term. 

 

News to muse: Students cope by text messaging. 

 

Thought-provoking point: Interestingly, James Cox, the local university psychologist I interviewed, believed that by and large, the Virginia Tech students would simply get on with their lives.  Psychologically vulnerable students would be the ones with PTSD.

 

Gun Shot First Aid

 

            "Local Doctor Talks About Life-Saving Techniques" 4/18/07

 

Main idea: A student from the Pittsburgh area had the presence of mind to tie a tourniquet around his leg after being shot.

 

Important to note: Be sure the shooter is out of the area before lending assistance.

 

Contrary to popular belief: Tourniquets can be bad.  More than 10 minutes of no blood flow is unhealthy for an extremity.  Hold firm, direct pressure instead, and call for help, says emergency physician Fred Harchelroad. 

 

Lessons learned:  There can be medical tie-ins when the big story comes along.  Experts will say all kinds of things...sometimes even counter to how the piece is promoted.

 

12. Recommended Website

 
 

I recently met the man behind the website called Health News Review.  I was impressed enough to use them as a feed onto my blog.  His goal is to “improve the accuracy of news stories about medical treatments, tests and procedures and help consumers evaluate the evidence for and against new ideas in health care”.  Three independent reviewers look at the story and rate it on a standardized system.  The site is non-profit and funded by the Foundation for Informed Medical Decision Making.  Check out the site via the left side of my Placebo Journal Blog.  I think you will be impressed on how they truly shred some of those stories that come out on the nightly news.  To be fair they also give credit due when the stories are done well.

 

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Until next time, keep smiling, keep laughing and keep out of the sample closet.

Doug

King of Medicine

 

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